Raising Bail

Sadly, Luther Baby was arrested today for trying to carry a number of liquids onto an airplane including baby formula, baby oil and Snapple.

At the time of his arrest, Luther Baby claimed to be unaware of the new travel restrictions but TSA officials working the gate say otherwise, claiming that Luther Baby was totally disrespectful of all security measures, even attempting to pass through security with SHOES ON while singing Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots were made for Walking."

Luther Baby's parents are shocked saying, "We didn’t even know Luther Baby could talk, let alone sing."

For others in the neighborhood Luther Baby's tirade came as little surprise. "Luther Baby's always out in the driveway yelling at people to keep their dogs off the lawn and such," reports one neighbor, "Luther Baby may have ADD." Another neighbor chimed in “You can’t be goin’ to the airport and then acting all Mel Gibson when a cop tries to stop you about your illegals. It just ain’t right.”