Luther Baby

Travis & Sommer Luther's blog about their children!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Raising Bail


Sadly, Luther Baby was arrested today for trying to carry a number of liquids onto an airplane including baby formula, baby oil and Snapple.

At the time of his arrest, Luther Baby claimed to be unaware of the new travel restrictions but TSA officials working the gate say otherwise, claiming that Luther Baby was totally disrespectful of all security measures, even attempting to pass through security with SHOES ON while singing Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots were made for Walking."

Luther Baby's parents are shocked saying, "We didn’t even know Luther Baby could talk, let alone sing."

For others in the neighborhood Luther Baby's tirade came as little surprise. "Luther Baby's always out in the driveway yelling at people to keep their dogs off the lawn and such," reports one neighbor, "Luther Baby may have ADD." Another neighbor chimed in “You can’t be goin’ to the airport and then acting all Mel Gibson when a cop tries to stop you about your illegals. It just ain’t right.”

3 Comments:

  • At 10:23 PM, Blogger tdstephens3 said…

    if there is any way you can get this message into gtmo (the likely detention center for such a criminal)... "the geese fly south on pluto's signal - one two skippidy doo"

    as the luther baby has relatively few neurons at this point, it was possible to entangle the valence electrons active in his neural synapses with my own - the best encription method EVER!

     
  • At 10:24 PM, Blogger tdstephens3 said…

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  • At 8:27 PM, Blogger Uncle John said…

    After reading the various comments by such luminaries as TD, Lutherbaby's father, and Auntie Em (Oops, I meant Auntie E) I've decided that sanity is indeed a rare commodity in this extended family. (Could this be caused by a viral menin... Naah!) Therefore, I'm going to do the only thing a man can do to maintain his own sanity. I'm going to re-read, "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". Then I'm going to take these various comments and observations to my good friend Pat Robertson and get his National Socialistic blessings.

     

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